The Golf Course Deer
by Idaho Conservation Officer Steve Ross
Announcer Rob: Hello and welcome to our coverage of the 2014 fall golf classic in Jerome, Idaho! We have an exciting lineup of players that should make for a great tournament this year.
Announcer Tom: That’s right Rob it should be quite a show! Let’s get started with one of our newest contenders.
Announcer Rob: Well Tom, I can already tell this individual means business. Normally we see our golfers cruising the course in battery powered golf carts, but unless I am mistaken, this appears to be a ¾ ton diesel pulling up to the tee box!
Announcer Tom: I do believe you are correct, Tom. Nothing says serious like 34 inch mud tires. Let’s just hope this doesn’t signal his intent to spend a lot of time in the rough this evening.
Announcer Rob: Here he is setting up at the 4th hole, it’s a long fairway shot with an incline on the approach to the green. I wonder which tool will be chosen to get the job done? Tom… is that… is that a 12 gauge shotgun I see?
Announcer Tom: Yes, Rob it is! A very unconventional choice for this layout and it looks like he is loading buckshot as well. This individual really is making a statement today with this risky move. We will just have to see how this plays out for them! Silence please for the tee off…